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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:25:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Animals!]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[New studies have uncovered that most people will like pets and other animals more than the humans they love, (Other than their own children). This is amazing since the average human's care is greater with their pets than with the people they end up marrying!]]></description>
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         <title><![CDATA[Are oranges complicated?]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Local Pistor Middle School student says yes. Have you ever eaten an orange and said to yourself, "Why is this so complicated?" The answer is it really only is if you don't understand the orange. Recent studies have shown that people who do not understand oranges are 900% more likely to think they are complicated than those who do. So, in order to prevent orange complication syndrome, I suggest you get to researching on oranges.]]></description>
         <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:27:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[The Other Frog Prince]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was a frog. One day when&#160;he was sitting on his lily pad, he saw a beautiful princess sitting by the pond. He hopped in the water, swam over to her, and poked his head out of the weeds. "Pardon me, O beautiful princess," he said in his most sad and pathetic voice. "I wonder if you could help me." The princess was about to jump up and run, but she felt sorry for the frog with the sad and pathetic voice. So she asked, "What can I do to help you, little frog?" "Well,"...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:08:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[The Really Ugly Duckling]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them were regular looking ducklings. The seventh was a really ugly duckling. Everyone used to say, "What a nice looking bunch of ducklings - all except that one. Boy, he's really ugly." The really ugly duckling heard these people, but he didn't care. He knew that one day he would probably grow up to be a swan and be bigger and look better than anything in the pond. Well, as it turned out, he was...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:54:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[♪Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone, Oh where, oh where could he be♪]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[Seriously, where is he?]]></description>
         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:40:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[This is a news article informing that we have recently written a news article on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a news article that we recently wrote on this site about a...]]></description>
         <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:22:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Why does the woodpecker peck wood?]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[It used to only be a bird, but after I named it the woodpecker, it gave into peer pressure and began to peck at a tree. All of the other woodpeckers just did the old, "Monkey see, Monkey do", and began to peck as well.]]></description>
         <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:50:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <title><![CDATA[Site motto]]></title>
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         <description><![CDATA[The site motto is All Gnus Is Good Gnus, which is 100% true...
But the truth is, not all news is good news, there are terrible articles all the time, not to mention the broadcasts, but do not worry, this site will not bother to give any bad news.
Remember, "All Gnus Is Good Gnus"]]></description>
         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:57:00 +0200</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[Please feel free to scroll down this page and try my various polls.]]></description>
         <pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:15:00 +0200</pubDate>
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