The truth is, when I created that poll, I had a severe case of the hiccups.

Well, the real question is, "Why wouldn't you be on this site?" and if you can't answer that with a very logical answer, then you have come to the right site.

Ok, Ok, I admit this is not a very frequently asked question, so I really don't have to answer this at all. In fact, right now I'm just wasting valuable space on my site for no reason whatsoever, so really, you don't need to read the rest. Really, don't continue to read this. I'm serious, don't read this any longer becuase all you're going to gain is boredom, lots and lots of boredom. You must be so bored right now since you read this far. You must be so bored... soo bored... sooo bored... soooo bored... sooooo bored. In fact, I would not blame you if you went crazy right now and threw your computer out the window. I mean really, who reads this far into a pointless FAQ. I'll tell you who... you. So if your going to keep reading, I might as well tell you a story. It is a story about how I was once threatened by a spatula. It was a dark, stormy night, as I was walking down the street to the pizza place, I saw him... and he saw me... and we saw eachother. Out of the blue, he asked for 22 cents. I refused to give them to him and he said I would recieve no hamburgers from him that evening. And just like that, he threatened me. Fin. True story. Are you still reading this? Because if you are, then you must be the type of person who likes to read stories about threatening spatulas. In retrospect, do you relly think that reading all of this was worth it? I mean, think about it, what have you gained from reading this incredibly long answer to a frequently asked question? Will you ever get to know who the creator is? I guess not. Probably not until you actually meet the crazy person who designed such a random site.

Other than the one above this one, yes, people actually aproach me and ask these questions at the least once a week.

Well, to be honest, I am willing to eat absolutely anything as long as it is edible and there is no risk involved with it. The only food I really dislike is sweet pickles, I just don't know why anyone would want to eat one of those.

Yes, I am dead, I have been dead for over a century and am now in the afterlife. I spend my afternoons doing nothing, because I am dead. And now I am writing this from my grave because I am dead. If I say the word "dead" too much in this answer, it is because I am dead. But, now I feel like being alive, so now I am alive again. And now i feel like being dead, and so I am.

P.S.You're only as dead as you feel on the inside, life is to be enjoyed while we still can.-The Creator