News
06/08/2010 19:25
New studies have uncovered that most people will like pets and other animals more than the humans they love, (Other than their own children). This is amazing since the average human's care is greater with their pets than with the people they end up marrying!
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04/08/2010 17:27
Local Pistor Middle School student says yes. Have you ever eaten an orange and said to yourself, "Why is this so complicated?" The answer is it really only is if you don't understand the orange. Recent studies have shown that people who do not understand oranges are 900% more likely to think they...
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04/07/2010 17:08
Once upon a time there was a frog. One day when he was sitting on his lily pad, he saw a beautiful princess sitting by the pond. He hopped in the water, swam over to her, and poked his head out of the weeds. "Pardon me, O beautiful princess," he said in his most sad and pathetic voice. "I...
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04/02/2010 13:54
Once upon a time, there was a mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them were regular looking ducklings. The seventh was a really ugly duckling. Everyone used to say, "What a nice looking bunch of ducklings - all except that one. Boy, he's really ugly." The really ugly...
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03/19/2010 10:40
Seriously, where is he?
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03/10/2010 15:22
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03/02/2010 19:50
It used to only be a bird, but after I named it the woodpecker, it gave into peer pressure and began to peck at a tree. All of the other woodpeckers just did the old, "Monkey see, Monkey do", and began to peck as well.
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03/01/2010 17:57
The site motto is All Gnus Is Good Gnus, which is 100% true...
But the truth is, not all news is good news, there are terrible articles all the time, not to mention the broadcasts, but do not worry, this site will not bother to give any bad news.
Remember, "All Gnus Is Good Gnus"
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02/28/2010 18:15
Please feel free to scroll down this page and try my various polls.
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