Portfolio

You must watch freak dance.

You must watch freak dance.
  This video is nothing but awesomeness.

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Do not say what this guy says.

Do not say what this guy says.
  This is a terrible game of mario, I would not recommend watching this if you are offended by strong language. Click here for the video to start.

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Llama!

Llama!
Who doesn't like llamas? Especially llamas wearing scarves.

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Poor baby :(

Poor baby :(
I feel bad for Jimmy, I really do, I mean he made a delicious breakfast, and his brother was a great dinner, but still, I feel bad.

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Wow, that's a long beard!

Wow, that's a long beard!
Oh my goodness, how many wigs can you make with a beard like that?

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Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha
After reading this I just said, "Um, if it's so sharp, then how did the workers put it up without hurting themselves?"

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What's a portfolio?

What's a portfolio?
This must be very random for any viewers, but I really have no idea what a portfolio is, so I have decided to fill it with many random pictures, sort of like my photo gallery.

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Poll

Would you consider Saturn as "punctual"?

yes
18%
7

no
13%
5

Isn't that Pluto
16%
6

I'm an alien bent on world domination
16%
6

Soda tastes good
13%
5

What's the difference between jam and jelly?
24%
9

Total votes: 38