Products
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GUMMY WORMS!!!!!!!
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Why? Because they ROCK! Or rather... They WORM!
Buy them for $200.00 plus shipping and handling.
Please enjoy them thoroughly when you get them.
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FISH FISH FISH!
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This is the best offer in the world! Buy this fish for a total of $.01 now!
Warning: Buying this fish will result in complete dissapointment since you will never recieve it and will only want it more after that.
Side effects include... heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, and even...
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Jelly!
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Buy It! Buy It! Buy It!
RIGHT NOW!
DON"T ASK WHY!
JUST DO IT!
It can be yours for only $1000.00
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Singing Nose Repair
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Here at gnu.webnode.com, we not only offer products, but also services. And since the creator is filled with niceness, he is offering singing nose repair. Does your nose sing? If so, you should contact the creator, because he can fix almost anything for the right price. The price this time would be...
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Man of cheese
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This is a real walking and talking man made of cheese. Below is a list of what he does.
1. be your best cheesy friend
2.walk your dog
3. clean your room
4.fumigate your house
5. teach you 20 different languages
6. take you to the moon
7. help you rule the world
8.help you fly
9. eat your...
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Hellboy
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I met him yesterday and he agreed to be sold only if I promised to keep the world safe... and since I couldn't do that, I kidnapped him and am selling him against his will.
Right now, the price is $.01 plus $999999999999999999.00 tax.
Pretty cheap huh.
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Magic Meow Mix!
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A magic bag of Meow Mix! The one thing that makes this bag of Meow Mix different from the others is that it actually sings the Meow Mix song to you!
Buy it now for the price of $4000000.00 plus $4000000.00 shipping and handling.
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Poll
Can you afford the products on this product list?
yes
5
no doubt
9
yup
5
IDK, I feel like being a frog right now
17
Total votes: 55