Products
Moo
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We have just gotten stock on fresh moos. What are these? Well, basically, they're moos. Nothing less. Nothing more. Just a simple moo.
Buy it for only $50000.00 plus tax. (Cow not included)
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Slime!
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A slime appeared! For those of you Dragon Quest fans out there, you should know that this is the Dragon Quest slime! Yes, that's right, you can now buy a real life slime for the small price of $7000000000.00.
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Magic Wand!
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Now, this is the only wand that the world's greatest magician agrees to use. If you already bought the world's greatest magician, you might as well buy his wand.
The cost is $3000000000.00.
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The World's Greatest Magician!
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He can make anything in the world dissapear! All he needs to work are a bone and a nice dog house.
Of course, the magic wand is sold seperately.
He can be yours for only $29.99 and $3000000.00 shipping and handling.
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Corn Nuts!
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Now, normally you can buy a bag of corn nuts for less than $1.00, but since I'm selling them, I'll give you a great deal and sell them to you for only $500.00 each! Isn't that just dandy?
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What is this?
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If you can't name this animal and post it's name on this site's guestbook, then why are you even on this site?
Buy it for $2000000.00, unless you can name it, then buy it for $1999999.00.
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Mystery Product!
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This is the only site where you can order something for $9000000.00 and not know what you're going to get.
I hope you're a lucky person, since you may get any of the products available for a cheaper or more expensive price.
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Evil Apple
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The most sinister of apples. Why? Because, even if you buy it in the hopes of eating one apple a day to keep the doctor away, you won't be able to eat it the next day after you ate it...Ha Ha Ha! Tremble in fear as you attempt to buy this and eat it every day!
Go ahead and try it for the price of...
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Super Pie!
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Oh.... My.... Gosh.... IT'S A SUPER PUMPKIN PIE!!!!
Ok, maybe not.... JUST KIDDING.... OF COURSE IT IS!!!!
Isn't it amazing? The way it glistens when the light hits it just right. The way it flies through the air at more than 100 mph.
It's no wonder everyone wants to buy it.
It only costs...
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Poll
Can you afford the products on this product list?
yes
5
no doubt
9
yup
5
IDK, I feel like being a frog right now
17
Total votes: 56