Products
Magic Handkerchief of Doom!
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What happens if you sneeze into this? I have no idea, and I'm afraid to find out, so you can find out for the small price of $100000.00 and $3000000.00 shipping and handling.
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Godzilla
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Awwwwwwwwwww, what a lovable dinosaur. He reminds me of a firebreathing version of Barney. I really hate to give him away, but he's not housebroken, so, my parents are making me.
I'll part with him for only $2000000000.00 plus tax. And you must be willing to pay another $6000000.00 for dog food.
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Clown Nose! (Is actually a tomato) <- Don't believe anything these parenthesis say, they're liars. <- ( No we're not) <- Yes they are....
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A clown nose! This will brighten up any party!
It only costs $2000000.00 plus tax.
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Pet Elephant!
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Wow! A pet elephant! Who doesn't want one of these? Isn't this the best offer ever!
It only costs $1000000000.00 (all payments must be in cash and in one dollar bills)!
Get yours today before all of your friends have one and you are considered a loser!
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A Blank Piece of Paper!
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Who doesn't need a blank piece of paper? I don't. So, I'm selling it for $900.00.
Hope to see many willing buyers.
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Alladin's Flying Carpet
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Wow! Is this really Al's? Most likely not, but since one of my friends jumped out of the window with it on a windy day and it looked cool, I just had to sell it.
For the price of $3000000.00 plus tax and $9999.99 shipping and handling.
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Homework doer!
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This cat is absolutely amazing! It plays the piano and completes your homework all at the same time!
It can be yours for only $399999.99 plus tax and $99999.99 shipping and handling! (if you want it to survive the plane ride to you)
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The Phone of the Future
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An amazing cellphone that can think on its own! Only available for a limited time, so get yours today!
For the small price of $9999999.99 plus three payments of $2999999.99 shipping and handling!
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Poll
Can you afford the products on this product list?
yes
5
no doubt
9
yup
5
IDK, I feel like being a frog right now
17
Total votes: 56