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Warning: Buying this fish will result in complete dissapointment since you will never recieve it and will only want it more after that.

Side effects include... heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, and even death. Buying this fish may result in suicide, or the sudden urge to eat 900 slices of cheese. Consult your doctor to see if you're are qualified to buy this fish. You should not opperate machinery or drive while purchasing this fish, and if you feel drowsy during the day, stop buying this fish and speak to a medical professional as soon as possible.