Man of cheese

This is a real walking and talking man made of cheese. Below is a list of what he does.

1. be your best cheesy friend

2.walk your dog

3. clean your room

4.fumigate your house

5. teach you 20 different languages

6. take you to the moon

7. help you rule the world

8.help you fly

9. eat your homework

It costs $9999999999999.99 plus tax. Buy him now before we run out.